Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

Set in a fantastical realm where prophecies are as common as bad hair days, players take on the role of the self-proclaimed 'Prophecy Consultant'. Your job? Interpret increasingly ridiculous prophecies delivered by eccentric clients who can’t agree on whether their fates are grand heroic adventures or mundane errands. As you navigate their whims and desires, you must engage in clever dialogue and choose unconventional paths that lead to absurd outcomes, all while secretly concocting your own prophecy to become the ultimate oracle. Will you keep your clients happy, avoid prophetic sabotage, and perhaps craft a future that's truly yours?