Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies decide the fates of kingdoms, you play as a washed-up oracle who unexpectedly becomes a pawn in a cosmic bet between rival deities. As you gather a motley crew of characters—an anxious bard, a delusional knight, and a sarcastic fairy—you must navigate a series of surreal events that challenge the very nature of destiny. Your choices influence the evolving prophecy, leading to wildly unpredictable outcomes and hilariously absurd scenarios. Can you thread the lines of fate and turn the tide without losing your sanity (or your lunch)?