Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are just as common as rain, you play as an unassuming barista in a sleepy town, who suddenly discovers they are the prophesied hero of an ancient battle. Comic miscommunication leads you through a series of absurd quests driven by wildly misinterpreted messages from so-called oracles. Instead of slaying dragons or saving kingdoms, your challenges range from brewing the perfect latte for a grumpy warlock to dealing with a time-traveling cow that keeps messing up timelines. Your choices shape the action-packed hilarity, leading to unexpected alliances and outrageous outcomes.