Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are written by a mad celestial council with way too much free time, you play as a reluctant 'Prophecy Reader' tasked with interpreting and enacting the bizarre predictions that come your way. Your goal is to navigate a series of comedic and often absurd situations based on ludicrous prophecies, all while trying to avoid the wrath of the council and a growing fanbase of accidental followers. The choices you make will lead to wildly different outcomes, making each decision a critical juncture in a story filled with humor, chaos, and unexpected twists. Will you rewrite a prophecy or completely derail it in the most entertaining way possible? Let the misadventure begin!