Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical land where prophecies are generated by a malfunctioning oracle, players embark on a misadventure to thwart a series of absurd foretold events. Each choice influences the unfolding fate of the characters and the outrageous world around them, leading to hilariously unexpected consequences. Equip your snarkiest remarks and quirky items as you navigate ridiculous challenges, befriending unexpected allies and confronting eccentric foes. Can you rewrite the prophecy before it writes you out of existence?