Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Dive into a world where prophecies are customer service complaints! You play as a reluctant Seer who has the extraordinary (and often inconvenient) ability to predict wildly absurd destinies for eccentric patrons. Your task is to navigate through a magical realm filled with quirky characters, each vying for a prediction that could potentially ruin or weirdly enhance their lives. Employ your wit to craft ridiculous prophecies, dodge flustered gods, and ensure the cosmic balance doesn't spiral into utter chaos. Will your cleverness lead to comedic success, or will the fates conspire against you?