Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are currency and everyone seems to have one, you play as a prophecy-scammer who finds themselves caught up in a web of magical intrigue when they accidentally steal the prophecy of a legendary hero. Now, as various factions pursue you for the power of 'The Chosen One,' you'll have to navigate a series of quirky characters, moral dilemmas, and absurd challenges. You'll choose your path through branching dialogues and bizarre quests, deciding whether to embrace your new role or foist it off onto someone even more ridiculous. Can you survive the comedic calamities that'll ensue, or will you become just another pawn in the hands of fate?