Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

I told the future to get stuffed—now it’s coming back for seconds!

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In a world where prophecies are as common as bad puns, you play as a gifted but underappreciated oracle who suddenly discovers that numerous factions want to claim your foresight for their own purposes. But there's a twist: the prophecies issued from your visions are hilariously absurd and contain plot holes big enough to fit a dragon through. Navigate through a series of increasingly ridiculous scenarios, choosing which factions to ally with or betray while crafting comically inaccurate fortunes that could either save or doom the world, depending on how far you're willing to stretch the truth. With a plethora of quirky characters and unexpected plot twists, every choice you make will lead to wildly varying outcomes, making each playthrough a unique experience.