Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophets are corporate entities, you, a struggling comedian, accidentally discover an ancient prophecy that predicts the downfall of a powerful syndicate. As you navigate a series of surreal and hilarious encounters, you must use your wit to unravel the truth behind the prophecy and protect your city from an impending crisis. Will you attract the attention of shady corporations, rival prophets, or even a mystical being who's obsessed with puns while trying to expose a cosmic conspiracy? Your choices will determine the fate of the city—and your career in stand-up comedy!