Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are delivered like pizza orders, you play as a reluctant seer who has to decipher a series of absurd and contradictory prophecies thrown your way. Each prophecy triggers a bizarre quest that challenges your wit and improvisation skills. Choose your responses wisely to navigate through encounters with eccentric characters, slapstick scenarios, and unexpected plot twists. Will you fulfill your destiny, or will you rewrite the script of your life into a comedic catastrophe?