Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of an unwitting hero who discovers a supremely convoluted prophecy written about them. In a world where prophecies dictate destinies, you must navigate through comedic, absurd scenarios where every choice influences not just your fate but also the fate of quirky side characters, each with their own equally ridiculous prophecies. Will you fulfill the prophecy of becoming a great hero, or will you accidentally become the 'Great Squeegee'—an unexpected savior of a local plumbing company?