Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are the currency of fate, you play as an aspiring bard trying to gain fame and fortune by negotiating, stealing, or cleverly crafting prophecies to sell. But the whims of fate are unpredictable, and when you accidentally trigger a massive prophecy that intertwines your destiny with that of an accidental hero, a comedic adventure ensues. Craft hilarious outcomes as you encounter quirky characters, face absurd challenges, and manipulate the prophecy to your advantage or risk catastrophe in this interactive, text-based journey full of choices and laughter.