Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical realm where prophecies are the latest craze, you play as a hapless bard who discovers that all the prophecies in the land have been misattributed. With a magical pen that allows you to rewrite the fate of the characters you meet, you navigate through absurd adventures filled with eccentric creatures, ridiculous challenges, and quirky side quests. Your goal is to set the records straight and elevate the true gifted seers, all while trying to maintain your reputation as the greatest bard in the land. Will you harness the power of prophecy for good, or will you accidentally turn into a dragon's lunch?