Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a mystical realm where prophecies are legally binding and misinterpretations can lead to dramatic ramifications, you play as a reluctant 'Prophecy Developer'. Your task is to design, negotiate, and ultimately decide the fate of various characters seeking their destinies while dodging absurd bureaucratic hurdles and eccentric political factions. Choose your words carefully, as how you articulate their fates can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes, turning typical prophecy tropes on their head. Engage in deep, branching dialogues and surreal quests that challenge your creativity and morality, while navigating a colorful world filled with quirky beings and over-the-top scenarios.