Whose Prophecy Is it Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are tossed around like party invitations, you play as an unassuming village bard with the power to shape fate with your words. One day, you accidentally stumble upon a powerful prophecy that was meant for a legendary hero. Now, amidst a chaotic mix of pompous sorcerers, overzealous warriors, and meddling villagers, you must navigate through a series of absurd quests and unexpected allies to discover who the true hero is—and whether they even want the job. Your choices will lead to laugh-out-loud scenarios and dramatic twists as you confront quirky beings like a curtain-obsessed oracle and a trendy dragon who only hoards rare vinyl records.