Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, players navigate a whimsical world where prophecies are not just vague predictions but elaborate tales spun by eccentric seers. You are the 'Prophecy Broker,' a swindler who must fulfill half-baked prophecies while juggling bizarre characters, mishaps, and unexpected twists. Whether it's convincing a dragon to wear a tutu or convincing a village to organize a 'Bring Your Own Drama' festival, your choices directly affect the outcome. Engage in clever dialogue, humorous scenarios, and mind-bending puzzles that challenge traditional storytelling and destiny. It's a race to determine whose prophecy really matters and whether anyone truly believes in it.