Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are traded like baseball cards, YOU, a hapless Manticore, find yourself entangled in a whirlwind of misguided prophecies, shady oracle sidekicks, and a council of overdramatic seers. As you navigate the absurdity of fate, you must choose which prophecies to follow, sabotage, or even make up entirely! Your choices will lead you through hilarious scenarios, from unwittingly fulfilling a prophecy about a catastrophic dessert to thwarting an entire league of prophetic cultists seeking to overthrow the 'Chosen One'. Can you find the absurd truth behind the prophecies while keeping your sanity? Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, twisted fates, and an exploration of how ridiculous destiny can truly be.