Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

I’m not saying I’m a terrible seer, but I did predict my own lunch would be a salad—turns out it was a giant cupcake!

Fantasy Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a whimsical yet chaotic realm, you step into the shoes of a failed seer with a talent for getting prophecies hilariously wrong. Players navigate through bizarre quests as they attempt to piece together the messy intertwining fates of various eccentric characters. Make choices that affect absurd outcomes, all while dodging the wrath of a prophecy-obsessed cult and a grumpy time-traveling oracle. Each decision reveals the fickle nature of fate and the hilarity of complicated relationships among the meddlesome characters. Will you find meaning in the madness or just a good punchline?