Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as caffeine addictions, you play as a snarky oracle who must navigate the absurdity of their own life while trying to decipher fragmented prophecies from an extremely unreliable source. Encounter a bizarre cast of characters, including a self-proclaimed hero who keeps forgetting his own name, a talking cat that loves conspiracy theories, and a villain whose evil plans are thwarted by mix-ups with mundane everyday tasks. Your choices determine how the prophecies unfold, leading to hilariously unexpected outcomes as you try to unravel the mystery of 'whom these prophecies actually belong to' while keeping your wits—and your snark—about you.