Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In this hilarious text-based adventure, you play as a self-doubting oracle who accidentally stumbles upon the ability to foresee the future – but only in absurd and nonsensical ways. As rival factions seek your crippling prophecies to shape their destinies, you must navigate diplomacy with bumbling wizards, scheming kings, and mischievous fae, all while trying to figure out how to get out of this mess without turning the world upside down. Expect wild twists, unexpected allies, and a plethora of outrageous scenarios where your decisions will lead to either miraculous outcomes or complete chaos.