Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are both revered and absurd, you play as a reluctant oracle tasked with interpreting prophecies that keep getting handed to you by a zany cast of characters. Each prophecy leads you into quirky quests where confusion reigns and humor is mandatory. As you navigate through the absurdities of your role, you must decide who to believe - the doom-and-gloom prophet, the optimistic bard, or the conspiracy theorist who swears the moon is actually a giant cheese wheel. Unravel the mystery of your own fate while juggling hilarious misunderstandings and unexpected plot twists in this interactive text-based experience.