Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a whimsical world where every citizen is bound by ridiculous prophecies, you play as a reluctant 'Prophecy Bender' tasked with unraveling entwined fates while juggling absurd quests like rescuing a singing cow or negotiating peace between squabbling squirrels. Your choices determine the future of hilarious and zany outcomes, as you encounter quirky characters who may or may not know more about the prophecies than they let on. Will you accept your destiny, or will you rewrite the script and turn fate into a comedy?