Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are real but notoriously unreliable, you play as a washed-up oracle heavily in debt to various mystical creatures. When a new prophecy emerges, claiming you will 'save the realm from despair,' you stumble into a chaotic adventure. Use your wit to navigate a convoluted quest where you meet eccentric characters, dodge absurd threats, and face the absurdity of interpreted prophecies. The outcome of the quest is entirely up to you, but be wary: every choice you make can lead to hilariously disastrous outcomes. Will you rise to become a hero, or will you remain the world’s most reluctant oracle?