Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Dive into an absurd world where prophecies are the hottest currency, and everyone is vying for a taste of fate's sweet nectar. You play as a snarky minor deity, tasked with interpreting and handing out prophecies to a colorful cast of characters—from melodramatic heroes to clueless villains—who ridiculously misinterpret your whimsical forecasts. Your choices shape the narrative, steering the fate of an entire realm, while you navigate the chaos caused by your own sharp wit and the random absurdity of the prophecies. Will you embrace the hilarity, or will you falter under the pressure of divine expectation?