Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are created like reality TV shows, you play as an ambitious and slightly cynical upstart prophet trying to navigate a chaotic realm packed with eccentric characters, surreal challenges, and absurd predictions that often go hilariously wrong. As you craft prophecies for various factions—including warring kingdoms, disgruntled peasants, and outrageous deities—you'll make choices that influence the outcome of their ridiculous quests. Will you become the ultimate oracle, or just the next laughingstock of this zany world? Your words have power, so choose wisely—because in this mess of divination, anything can happen!