Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as pigeons in the park, you're an unwitting 'Prophecy Editor' tasked with deciphering wildly inaccurate predictions from eccentric oracles. Your job? To prevent disastrous events before they happen—while also trying to maintain your sanity as you navigate absurd scenarios and quirky townsfolk who take the prophecies all too seriously. Choose your responses carefully as the interpretations you make will hilariously alter the course of fate, leading to unexpected and wildly comedic outcomes. With an array of choices that range from the ludicrous to the downright bizarre, how will you handle the unpredictable twists of fate while keeping your credentials intact?