Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies dictate paths and heroes are created by the whims of soothsayers, you play as an ordinary person suddenly burdened with an absurdly vague and comically convoluted prophecy that seems to point you in every direction except where you want to go. You team up with a quirky group of local misfits, each with their own laughably misguided interpretations of what a 'hero' should be, as you navigate ridiculous challenges, insane quests, and a series of unpredictable twists and turns. Will you fulfill the prophecy, or will you rewrite it in your own hilariously disastrous way?