Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a realm where prophecy is a currency, you play as a sarcastic freelance prophet who interprets cryptic visions for various eccentric clients. Each client presents a unique and absurd challenge that tests your wit and interpretation skills. The catch? The fates of these clients intertwine in unexpected ways, leading to a domino effect of chaos and hilarity. Navigate through a web of choices, each affecting the outcomes of the prophecies and the clients' lives, while unraveling your own convoluted fate. Will you become the most sought-after prophet in the land or a cautionary tale of misinterpretation?