Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a fantastical realm where prophecies are crafted like the most absurd sitcom scripts, you step into the shoes of a cynical bard named Lyra, notorious for misinterpreting prophecies. You've just discovered a mysterious, ancient scroll that predicts a calamity that could change the fate of the kingdom. The catch? Every choice you make twists the prophecy in unexpected ways, leading to outrageous situations and wacky characters. Will you help fulfill or absurdly distort the prophecy? Your humor, intelligence, and snappy comebacks will determine the ultimate fate of the realm!