Whose Prophecy is It Anyway?

In a magical realm rife with prophecies gone awry, you play as a jaded scribe who accidentally stumbles upon numerous ancient predictions, each leading to absurdly unpredictable outcomes. As client after client arrives to claim their destinies, you must navigate through a tangled web of hilariously wrong interpretations and eccentric characters. Will you rewrite history with your snarky quips, or will you become the protagonist of a prophecy gone completely off the rails? The fate of the realm could depend on your witty guidance, so choose your words carefully!