Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are a dime a dozen and the fate of kingdoms hangs on the words of whimsically inaccurate seers, you play as a washed-up fortune teller named Sid the Slightly Psychic. Tasked with deciphering and rewriting disastrous prophecies that often lead to hilariously disastrous outcomes, you navigate through a quirky realm filled with absurd characters seeking their destinies. Every choice you make will reshape the prophecies in bizarre and unexpected ways as you race against time to save a kingdom from chaotic calamity caused by misinterpretations. Your journey will involve convincing knights, skeptical wizards, and overly dramatic royalty that what they ‘know’ doesn’t always match reality. With every twist and turn, you'll find yourself questioning—who even wrote these prophecies in the first place?