Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are written by the highest bidders, you play as a scrawny bard named Zeph, who has accidentally stumbled upon the ability to rewrite fate with nothing but your quick wits and a lute. Navigate through bizarre kingdoms, meet eccentric characters, and engage in dramatic debates about the relevance of prophecies that are often outlandishly ridiculous. Your choices will shape the destinies of both heroes and villains, and sometimes it feels like the whole universe is just a stage for a comedy that you didn't sign up for. Can you rewrite the prophecies and find your true calling, or will you become a mere cautionary tale?