Whose Prophecy is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are more common than street vendors, you play as a washed-up soothsayer who must navigate a chaotic market of divination and magical mishaps. Each choice you make generates an absurd prophecy that leads you through outrageous scenarios: from battling a sentient sandwich to mediating a feud between rival witch covens. Utilize your wit and charm to manipulate events, unveil ridiculous mysteries, and ultimately decide if you will reclaim your status as the greatest seer—or if you'll just trip over your own predictions in a hilariously disastrous finale.