Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a reluctant soothsayer in a whimsical world where prophecies have a mind of their own. In this text-based adventure, players must navigate ridiculous scenarios dictated by a rogue prophecy generator, solving absurd problems faced by eccentric characters ranging from drama-obsessed nobles to clueless peasants. With humor at its core, players must twist, bend, and sometimes outright ignore prophecies to achieve their goals while facing the comedic consequences of their decisions. Will you be a hero or just the prophecy's punchline?