Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies control the fate of kingdoms and their inhabitants, you play as a snarky Bard who accidentally stumbles upon a powerful but chaotic prophecy. Instead of following the typical path of a hero, you must navigate a series of absurd situations to thwart a sinister cabal of prophecy thugs who want to exploit the knowledge for their own gain. You'll interact with eccentric characters, make choice-driven decisions that lead to comically dramatic outcomes, and ultimately dictate the course of the prophecy, all while juggling your own aspirations of becoming the world's greatest storyteller. Each turn might lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes, revealing the irony of destiny and the absurdity of life.