Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are common yet absurdly contradictory, players assume the role of a snarky, down-on-their-luck fortune teller named Zephyr. After a mishap involving a cursed crystal ball, Zephyr accidentally uncovers a conspiracy where different factions vie to control the origins of prophecies. Players navigate a labyrinthine narrative filled with quirky characters, wild twists, and comedic outcomes as they attempt to determine the true source of these prophecies. Each choice leads to revealing unexpected alliances, satirical critiques of belief systems, and the hidden absurdity behind supposed fate. Your decisions will shape the outcome and perhaps make a prophecy of your own—assuming you survive the ridiculousness of it all.