Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are sold and traded like commodities, you play as a washed-up seer named Fizzle the Unfortunate. After accidentally misreading a prophecy regarding the fate of a powerful artifact, you find yourself entangled in a web of chaos, pursued by rival prophets, mercenaries, and an ancient cult intent on fulfilling their own agenda. Your goal is to navigate a series of absurd encounters, manipulate the outcomes of bizarre prophecies, and outsmart your enemies—all while trying to find out what destiny truly means. The fate of the world hangs on your choices, but beware: each decision may yield hilarious consequences!