Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where future predictions are written by a chaotic cabal of eccentric oracles, you play as a disgruntled oracle apprentice attempting to navigate through absurd prophecies and ridiculous scenarios. Every decision you make influences not just your fate, but also the fate of wildly unpredictable characters you encounter, from overzealous dragon writers to cynical prophecy critics. Use your wit and charm to negotiate outcomes, rewrite destinies, and potentially outsmart the ancient texts that dictate your life. With unpredictable twists and a cast of hilariously bizarre characters, every turn could result in unimaginable consequences—or complete absurdity.