Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Bartholomew, an average bard in a world filled with grandeur and bizarre prophecies. When a series of strange events dubbed 'The Great Misinterpretation' cause the town's prophecies to come hilariously wrong, Bartholomew decides to take matters into his own hands. Navigate through chaotic encounters, run-ins with eccentric oracles, and misguided quests from self-proclaimed heroes as you attempt to uncover the truth behind the prophecies. Your choices will dictate outcomes that are as absurd as they are dramatic, ranging from epic battles with the local squirrels to negotiations with misunderstood ancient spirits. With a cast of colorful characters and a world that constantly subverts expectations, every decision will lead you deeper into the ridiculousness of fate, identity, and the true meaning of prophecy. Will you create a sensation or become the next subject of an outlandish tale?