Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are both the currency and the gauntlet of life, you step into the shoes of a down-on-their-luck fortune teller who has stumbled upon a prophecy that seems to change every time you tell it. Your goal is to navigate through various hilarious and outrageous scenarios while interacting with quirky characters who all have their own prophecies to fulfill. As you uncover the true meaning of your ever-shifting prophecy, you'll face absurd challenges, form alliances with eccentric allies, and maybe even manipulate fate itself. Will you unravel the mystery, or will you find out that the destiny written for you is just a punchline?