Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies can be bought and sold like stocks, you play as a down-on-their-luck fortune teller who accidentally predicts a catastrophic event—a prophecy stolen from a real oracle. Now, you're on the run from powerful figures who want to reclaim 'their' prophecy, while you also try to figure out who actually has the right to it. Your choices will shape your journey as you navigate absurd scenarios, encounter eccentric characters, and unveil the bizarre truth behind the prophecies. Will you leverage your quick wit and questionable ethics to survive, or will the weight of fate crush you with comedic irony?