Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

Step into the shoes of the reluctant hero, an ordinary bard with a flair for dramatic storytelling and a knack for getting into trouble. In a whimsical world where prophecies are reality TV plot twists, you must navigate through absurd quests assigned by quirky deities and cynical oracles. Gather a motley crew of eccentric companions, each with their own misguided predictions, as you uncover the truth behind their prophecies. Will you turn a fatalistic fate into a farcical farce, or will you fumble your way to an unexpectedly heroic finish?