Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into a world where prophecies are as common as snacks at a party, but they've become a source of dark hilarity. You play as a self-proclaimed 'Prophecy Consultant,' tasked with navigating a zany realm where various factions seek to manipulate a series of outlandish prophecies for their own gain. Each choice you make can lead to absurdly funny outcomes, from befriending a clueless dragon to unintentionally causing an ancient war between rival sock puppet kingdoms. Whether you're deciphering the prophecies' meanings or engaging in ridiculous side quests, your wit and charm will determine the fate of this chaotic realm, all while uncovering the truth about your own destiny.