Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Set in a whimsical world where prophecies are created and traded like stocks, players take on the role of a hapless bard who stumbles into a prophecy gone wrong. With the fate of the realm in their hands, they must navigate through a series of unpredictable events, engage with eccentric characters (including a sarcastic talking sword and a diva prophecy oracle), and make comical choices that will ultimately dictate the outcome of their own prophecy. Each decision spirals into absurd mini-adventures that blend humor with fantastical twists, and players can choose to embrace or subvert classic fantasy tropes as they craft their own destiny.