Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

Prophecies? Please! I barely know my own laundry schedule!

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In a world where prophecies are written by the highest bidder, you play as a washed-up seer who accidentally uncovers a conspiracy that challenges the fabric of reality itself. Your comedic journey through whimsical towns and extraordinary realms leads you to absurd encounters, where you'll decide the fate of the world through outrageous dialogue options and ridiculous choices. Navigate through bizarre prophecies, engage in over-the-top debates with eccentric characters, and unearth the true meaning of destiny—all while maintaining your sense of humor. Will you become the revered oracle, or will you write the most ludicrous destiny known to mankind?