Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into a whimsical world where prophecies are not carved in stone but rather negotiated over the breakfast table! You are a reluctant oracle navigating a series of absurd events dictated by wildly unreliable prophecies. Struggling between the comical demands of eccentric worshippers, you must balance your mundane life and chaotic predictions. Players interact with an ever-changing cast of campy characters, each with their own outlandish quests tied to their interpretations of your prophecies. Will you become the puppet master or the laughing stock of your destiny?