Step into the whimsical yet perilous world of 'Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?' where you, a down-on-your-luck bard, accidentally uncover an ancient prophecy that seems to change with every choice you make. In this satirical interactive text-based adventure, engage with a colorful cast of characters, from a bumbling knight to a scheming sorceress, all vying for their own interpretation of fate. Navigate through absurd situations, unravel personal vendettas, and embrace the chaos of conflicting destinies as you strive to either fulfill, sabotage, or outright rewrite the prophecy. Your wit and charm will be your best weapons in a world where the only certainty is uncertainty.