Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as wishful thinking, you play as a reluctant seer who has recently discovered they possess the ability to predict the future—though typically with wildly incorrect results. Instead of doomsday forecasts, your visions feature cringeworthy scenarios like a rubber chicken takeover or an inevitability of broccoli becoming the world’s currency. Your task is to navigate a kaleidoscope of quirky characters who believe in the absurd prophecies you conjure. Engage in bizarre quests, make morally questionable choices, and uncover what it truly means to shape your own destiny—or, at least, entertain yourself while attempting to avoid the fallout of your strange predictions.