Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you play as a humble scribe in a whimsical kingdom where every day brings a new absurd prophecy. One day, the high oracle gets kidnapped, leaving the kingdom's fate in your unqualified hands. As you craft ridiculous prophecies to appease the various eccentric characters—from overly dramatic knights to confused village chickens—you must decide which prophecies to follow and which to ignore. Choose your words carefully, as your witticisms and oddball choices will sway the fate of the kingdom, literally! Engage in hilarious dialogues, manipulate the expectations of the kingdom's residents, and discover just how absurd destiny can be when you’re winging it.