Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are wildly misunderstood, you play as a wannabe oracle in a chaotic kingdom filled with eccentric characters. Your task is to interpret bizarre prophecies that range from the ridiculous to the absurd, while managing the outrageous expectations of warring factions, petty nobles, and confused commoners. Will you misinterpret the foretold events to create hilariously unexpected outcomes, or navigate through the prophetic chaos to rise as the true oracle? Every choice shapes the kingdom's fate, and your witty commentary on it all will leave you laughing along the way.